小品 《研发的一天》(Sketch “a day of research and development”)

小品一则

研发的一天。

同学:崔研发(崔彦发),我姓崔。这肯定是产品同学。

同学:方技术(方纪姝),我姓方。这肯定是测试同学。
你是方吗?是的。

同学:(IT)艾倜,风流倜傥的倜。我姓艾。这肯定是技术同学。
今天见鬼了吗?
是你逻辑不清晰啊。

幻读:别人修改书签的位置。
用一本书,另一个人配和表演幻读。
是我脑子缓存了吗

不是啊,是别人把我电脑拿走了。

世界是混沌的。混沌工程。

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A sketch

A day of research and development.

Classmate: Cui R & D (Cui Yanfa), my last name is Cui. This must be a product.

Classmate: Fang Jishu, my last name is Fang. This must be a test for students.
Are you Fang? yes.

Classmate: (it) AI Ti, romantic ti. My name is AI. This must be a technical classmate.
What the hell happened today?
Your logic is not clear.

Unreal reading: others modify the location of bookmarks.
Use a book and another person to play fantasy reading.
Is it my brain cache

No, someone else took my computer.

The world is chaotic. Chaos engineering.